stuck-inasmalltown:

dennys:

hey theater kids, are you tired of doing the same old vocal warm ups?

“how now brown cow?“ stop asking. that cow is the same as it’s always been. try these instead!

• It’s unlawful to offer an awful waffle when you’re all full.
• My ex expected exceptional eggs.
• I can’t complain about the pancake campaign.
• Banana bandanas are banned from Anna’s cabana.
• We caught the cocky coffee coughing.

what the fuck