Guy: Did it hurt?
Me: Did what hurt?
Guy: when you fell from heaven? Because you’re an angel
Me: Nah my forty nine wings slowed my descent. I bruised one wanna see?
Guy: What OH GOD OH GOD NO
Me: *unfurls wings, opens a thousand eyes, becomes fire and lightning*
Guy: *screaming*
Me: SEE?
Guy: *eyes explode, still screaming*