Every Episode of Lucifer so far

Detective Douche: What is he doing here?
Chloe: Who? omg Lucifer what are you doing here?
Lucifer: You need my help and I want to have sex with you lol
That kid: Hi Lucifer!
Lucifer: Ew, a child
NEXT SCENE
Chloe: Lucifer you can’t be here
Lucifer: What is it you desire?
Suspect: *Says something helpful to the plot*
Chloe: How’d you do that? Tell me the truth
Lucifer: I’ve literally been telling I’m the devil since the day we’ve met.
Chloe: I know. But tell me the truth.
Lucifer: *Looks at the camera like Jim from ‘The Office’
FINAL SCENE
That angel guy: Dad said to go back to Hell
Lucifer: No fuck off
Mazikeen: Lucifer can we pleaseeee go back to Hell?
Lucifer: No