oh i’m loving this already
Month: December 2018
so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…
every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head
a jpeg: contains any warm-toned colour
tumblr.com:
tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism
#can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)
discussing history w men is just like
My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:
writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!
me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers
I feel this on a spiritual level.
me, 21 years old: *still kinda lookin around for cool sticks and odd looking rocks that might reveal latent magical powers*
the moon is beautiful 