Author: acescents

everythingstarstuff:

turing-tested:

certaincatbeliever:

turing-tested:

god fuckin nerfed me by giving me depression and the moment my brain starts making dopamine again im going to climb my way to heaven and kick his fuckin ass

the chaotic energy in this post is on par with that one dril tweet

that’s because unlike dril i intend to keep my promises

littleavalonia:

mechalesbian:

there are two types of pet owners:

1. my baby!!! my fucking cinammon apple!!!!!!!

2. naughty boy. ugly. stinky bastard man.

Bold of you to assume both of these aren’t from the same pet owner

digdembones:

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

urban-cryptid:

chonce:

does anyone else’s mom or dad just watch murder/crime shows all the time or is it just mine

Why is this everyone’s mom, what’s wrong with them