jaclcfrost:

y’know when you’re working w/ a hot glue gun & keep slightly burning yourself mostly accidentally and each time the urge to just coat all of your fingers and entire hand in hot glue gets stronger? that’s a mood

anarjuice:

Everybody log off I need alone time

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day

dxnversalex:

theresbian:

girl, me too

at first i thought she meant like, a female identifying planet lik the fucking chunk of rock instead of just like, a all female populated island… but i didn’t even question it.. i was like carrie wants this? hell yeah

me: say it— i need to hear those three words
library database: Full Text Online
me, shedding tears: i love you too

gudram:

softtaulette:

date a girl who puts mustard on her pizza

i aint need a gf that bad

signs as what they deserve in 2017

imdannydevito:

Something good please for pete’s sake they need it: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.