acescents

theresnosoundtohidebehind:

When you’re just trying to get coffee but your two ~~platonic~~ agents won’t calm down

~reference~

arjuna-vallabha:

Circe by Beatrice Offor

planeswalker-princess:

igot2ne1problems:

gallusrostromegalus:

“Nude Vampire With Gloves” Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

monkeysaysficus:

skinnyorganicchemist:

Reblog to support jar-opening lesbians

This is the Sue Perkins of Jar Opening Lesbians

Reblog for success in opening jars on the first try for the rest of the year!

remuslpun:

featured foods from the harry potter series (x,x)

↳ (requested by @the-silverstarling)

wild how customers assume that I care

worthingtoniii:

creative writing: pros and cons

pros:
– you get to make stuff up

cons:
– you have to make stuff up

aluminumapples:

light-em-up-benzedrine:

vampireapologist:

college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011

Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…

New immortal vs. old immortal

phallictunicate:

ai-papi:

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away