When you’re just trying to get coffee but your two
platonicagents won’t calm down
Author: acescents

“Nude Vampire With Gloves” Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)
this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

Reblog to support jar-opening lesbians
This is the Sue Perkins of Jar Opening Lesbians
Reblog for success in opening jars on the first try for the rest of the year!
wild how customers assume that I care
creative writing: pros and cons
pros:
– you get to make stuff upcons:
– you have to make stuff up
college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011
Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…
New immortal vs. old immortal
dear God take care of her when i can’t
Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away
















