the90swerentreal:

One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said “What are you in for?” And I said “Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?” and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.

theblasianbarbie:

imagine someone looking at you doing something like completely mundane like putting your hair up or writing a paper and they’re just sitting there thinking “wow. i love her. shes so beautiful” and i say imagine bc its just not realistic like at all esp for my ugly ass!!! 

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hey.

uhhh

did you hear about the guy who lost his

fuck. wait hold on

yeah okay i got it

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in the car crash

please answer i thought long and hard about this joke

is he okay

no. thats not what you were supposed to say

how is his condition

he is all rifght

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

turmpo

he is all rifght

turmpo

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

thanmks

can you bold the thanks for me too

who do i look like to you. some kind of man who just makes things bold. some kind of man who got his left side blown off. some kind of man who is feelin just alright. who,

im sorry. i take it back, fuck you

fuck you

fuck you as well

thanmks

does this help

fuck you as well

this is too aggressive. someone bold that for me

that

how dare you. how dare you, fuc,king cheat me like tha

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