people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
Author: acescents
I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…
*puts my hand on your discouraged shoulder* not only are you smart and capable, but your potential is immeasurable and you will go on to do great things in your life time
maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

He guard the buns
there are his buns
#in an unforseen turn of events it is the anaconda who’s got buns
I love cliche love stories as long as they’re gay
date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
self-destruction doesn’t always look like taking too many pills or cutting your skin open. sometimes it’s drinking coffee when you know caffeine gives you panic attacks. sometimes it’s crossing the street without looking both ways. sometimes it’s showering with the water a little too hot. sometimes it’s avoiding eye contact with your reflection in the mirror or ridiculing your problems rather than addressing them. sometimes it’s walking out without sunscreen in scorching heat and not wearing enough when it’s freezing out. self destruction isn’t always physical mutilation, mostly it’s masked as little things so never assume what someone may be going through just bc they don’t show you visible signs of suffering.



