Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date
“Did you just catch that?”
I like that the batter actually looks impressed
I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still amazes me.
Author: acescents
You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.
“what are you counting”
“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”
“i’m no longer serving you”
*sees a rabbit run away from me* ….i’m on your side…..
me: *is consistently unsure*
me: *about to sleep*
my brain: the only reason you perceive yourself as a relatively mellow and laid back person is because you are completely engrossed by your daydreams, and constantly focus on those instead of your real life and the consequences of your actions and decisions. evidence shows that when you are forced to confront real life problems, you quickly resort to panicking. in addition to-
me: can’t we drag me in the morning
no offense but why is being alive so consistently bad
the moon is beautiful 