being allergic to animals is like being allergic to happiness

sparrf:

this baby chick is almost too perfect shes got eyeliner and look at those cheeks… she is so round and beautiful

4 days old and already a star

userboxed:

versacegods:

teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this
me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼

conservativedad:

remember those boys in middle school whose digital watches would always go off in class … what were the alarms for … why did they never learn how to turn off the alarms

bpdjessepinkman:

me: laughs out loud at a vine
me: ok back to being sad

spncapsdaily:

1.01 Pilot

The signs as fanfiction tropes

aries: Meet as little kids and grow up together.
taurus: Slow-burn historic romance.
gemini: Start out as enemies and fall in love.
cancer: Best friends who reconnect ten years later.
leo: Tons of angst with a happy ending.
virgo: Soulmate AU
libra: Have sex then fall in love.
scorpio: Single parents who meet at Parent-Teacher night.
sagittarius: Coffee shop AU
capricorn: Holiday fic with lots of fluff.
aquarius: One is a human, the other is a creature.
pisces: Shameless porn without plot.

katelouisepowell:

pandavalkyrie:

freshstartsarenteasy:

full-lifeconsequences:

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omg unmute this

You cannot predict how this video ends

I’m sobbing