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thightat:

SHE SHOOK HER HEAD NO THATS SO CUTE

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badfoodnetworkpuns:

Me doing anything

hermionejg:

christ

deluxetrashqueen:

“Why don’t millennials–?”

MONEY.

We have none. No money. Nobody wants to give us any.

Whatever the rest of your question is, the answer is almost definitely “money”.

“Why don’t millennials buy diamonds?” “Why don’t millennials have houses?” “Why don’t millennials travel?” “Why don’t…”

It’s money.

Mystery(s) solved. You’re welcome.

midsummerdream:

from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades

Whoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.

Aristotle
(via ismena)

me: *is faced with a distressing situation*
brain: *shuts down*
me: no maybe we should actually deal with this
brain: ✔️read 7:26pm