shantronathon:

valerie-an:

do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

Yes and I would also like to gently float in general.

this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post

when i’m not hallucinating from lack of sleep i’m sleeping, so you could say i finally have this adult thing under control

cosmic-ink:

psychosomatic86:

xalev:

mmilhouse:

its here

VOID CAT HAS ENTERED YOUR ESTABLISHMENT

*neko atsume intensifies*

Void cat rips open a whole between time and space

The best part of this site is that literally everything turns into fanart.

phone wallpaper types

pretentious-git:

Type 1: their phone background is of themselves

Type 2: their phone background is of their significant other

Type 3: their phone background is of themselves and their partner; a couple

Type 4: their phone background is of a couple, usually fanart of an otp or a show couple

Type 5: their phone background is of their favourite character

Type 6: their phone background is some really fancy art or quirky/minimalistic kind of thing

Type 7: their phone background is of their pet

Type 8: their phone background is of their family or friends

Type 9: their phone background is one of those stupid shitty backgrounds that are already part of the phone and they never bothered to change it

harleanquinn:

doctor: ur acne is being caused by stress
Me: so it’s incurable
doctor: no! You just need to find a way to relax and stop being stressed
Me: so it’s incurable

scryptixdoodles:

scryptixdoodles:

tfw u want to talk to people and become friends but you’re actually super shitty as conversing

when people start talking to you and you dont know what to do

chessys:

i dont know what im feeling but there is a lot of it

gokuma:

badscienceshenanigans:

DRAG THEM NEIL

“HAHA.”

emobaria:

me at holiday parties with family

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

unconstrainedme:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

These cats look so puzzled oh my gosh 😀

This is the sort of quality content I expect from my dash 😀

Bless the confused little murder machines

“WHAT ARE THESE ORBS

Why they stick to us”