I am a professional at misreading tone and overreacting to problems that most likely don’t even exist

in the pensieve

dumbledore: and now, harry, i’m going to show you my favourite memory
snape: *gets hit in the face with a custard pie*
dumbledore: hahahaha sick

rosamundpike:

being passionate is so good man it gives your life some kinda purpose who cares if it’s for a tv show or a book or movie or literally whatever being passionate is great don’t let anyone make you feel bad about your passions!!!

crucifixtoad:

*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)