acescents

thedreadpiratejames:

nurse-peach:

i love u leo thank u for scaring the storms away

can you prove he DIDN’T scare the storms away?

*house phone rings*
Me: no

sirterrypratchett:

Book porn

themountainlaurel:

Marina

someone: it was not a ufo it was a military exercise
me: listen, as someone who has seen 202 episodes and 2 movies of the x-files,

benevolentsocialplanner:

threatlevelmidknight:

rippeddad:

I love silent films

I’m gonna die

Oscar-worthy

radprotag:

radprotag:

what you think your theme says: minimalist. aesthetic. simplistic small font.

what your theme actually says: this is a blog for ants. no humans can read this. zoom is impossible because only ants are supposed to read this blog. i like giving people headaches

20,000 notes. Twenty thousand notes. That is at least ten thousand other salty blind people that are sick and tired of squinting to read shitty pastel anime ant blogs. My whining has struck some intense chord with the Internet, and the general opinion is clear:

The only people who like tiny ass ant blogs are the ones who never have to read them. If you ever want someone else to read your blog without having to change their monitor settings and glue their pupils to the screen, change your damn theme