My girlfriend elaborately made me homeless.

safetybunny:

bogleech:

In an incredibly cathartic reddit thread, a guy who admits to hitting his girlfriend and fighting loudly enough to attract police attention tries to drum up sympathy and seek “legal advice” for getting thrown out on his ass and almost all 120 some comments are bluntly explaining how and why he has nobody to blame but himself.

It’s also a great look at what you can do when you’re in a situation like hers. She took a very smart series of steps to give herself a way out of a potentially dangerous relationship.

My favorite line out of the responses:


I don’t know what your checklist for “am I abusive?” is, but you checked
everyone else’s boxes—even when we only have the story coming from your
fingers

OUCH

THE COMMENTS DRAGGED HIM ACROSS THE CONCRETE

I would recommend reading the fuck off fund article someone linked to in the comments.

My girlfriend elaborately made me homeless.

animar-smol-of-elephants:

penguintree:

So the police and fire station are right next to my library which is a pokemon gym and pokestop. The cops are blu team and the firefighters are red and they are constantly fighting over the gym. I found out cuz i was adding a pokemon to the gym and some cops noticed me playing pokemon and they asked what team i was on and i told them blu and they were like damn right and told me about the situation.

this is pure and good, 2k16 is getting better because of pokemon

theconcealedweapon:

Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.

LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?

Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!

Women: So, does that mean you care about women?

Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!

Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?

Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?

Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?

Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!