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animal-factbook:

fifthtee:

For our launch month, we’re giving away three (3) fifthtee boxes!

Each box will have 2 shirts of your choice. To enter, just tag a friend that you would like to share the shirt with.

Enter the sweepstake here

Sweepstake rules

This sweepstake ends on August 23rd, 2016. Winners will be contacted via Tumblr 3 days after the end date.

Fifthtee supports local and national animal sanctuaries by pledging a fifth of its proceeds towards giving sheltered animals a permanent home, a healthy meal, and adequate medical care. Can’t wait to get my own box!

sexhaver:

turns out r/legaladvice has exactly the kind of audience you’d expect

offbeatawkward:

d0nn0:

A seagull when he doesn’t get any food

Interviewer: “so do you have any talents?”
@d0nn0: “my impression of a disappointed seagull is spot on”
*does impression*
Interviewer: “hired.”

(Source: http://offbeatawkward.tumblr.com/)

unwinona:

THIS

nick-avallone:

in this world you either drag yourself or get dragged

tsunbeare:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

you forgot this one

princesszeldaz:

nohrtrash:

so I walked out the movie theater and they had a poster for suicide squad and joker wasnt even on it

watching jared leto be eliminated from this movie he was being so outrageous about is honestly one of the few major highlights of 2016