How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory? beetledrink: this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete
tumblr_p52okjcug71tq5c5d cobaltdays: sistermaryfake: aaliyah-appollonia: steel-inked25: WTF😲😲 This kid is just so freaking cool I’m proud of him fucking sorcerer
tumblr_oxy3kruuuf1tipz5g vespertineflora: http://transcript Woman: He’s fine. He misses you. Man: Give him my love. Woman: Will do. [woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird] Woman: SQUAWK Bird: SQUAWK THE END
lucatiel: My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that
the moon is beautiful 