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shacklesburst:

oh i’m loving this already

tealesbian:

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

findx:

moveslikekeithrichards:

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

ommanyte:

a jpeg: contains any warm-toned colour

tumblr.com:

hearticho:

irish-luthor:

tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism

#can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)

worldsworstfather:

discussing history w men is just like

youdirtyshisno:

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

alyxrae:

universalfanfic:

writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!

me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers

I feel this on a spiritual level.

gwynndolin:

me, 21 years old: *still kinda lookin around for cool sticks and odd looking rocks that might reveal latent magical powers*