
Author: acescents
2003 will be my year
I always liked Roger from 101 Dalmatians because I admire a person who, when faced with someone they dislike that’s invading their space, just aggressively plays jazz instruments at them until they leave.
And then writes a song about how much they suck.
There’s also a lot to be appreciated from a man who, when faced with the sudden acquisition of 84 more dogs than intended, instead of doing sensible things like finding homes for them, decides to just buy a house and have a hundred and one dogs.
Roger: 101 dogs? This is the OPPOSITE of a problem!
The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed
AND THAT IS THE TEA
THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING
Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”
i hate having a body i want to be an idea
find a frog. befriend him. let him see your vulnerable side. trust him
552:
yall know so much about astrology
We’re all just making shit up as we go
yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo
we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisceswheres capricorn
Wheres capricorn: capricorn
