Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.
Author: acescents
the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible
toska [tohs-kah]
do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of history in the world that you don’t know
Person: hi, how are you doing?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
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Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Do you know that you don’t exist?
You have fallen asleep in an oasis
but when you wake up it’s always a desert
dumbledore: fuck yeah i got the resurrection stone!
dumbledore: oh shit, where can i hide it?
dumbledore: *sees a snitch that can only open if harry potter makes out with it*
dumbledore: there is no possible way this isn’t the best idea i’ve ever had
Thanks. It has pockets!
callout post for myself
– never sleeps when I need to
– cries at anything
– fakes positivity
– spends money impulsively
– requires constant validation
– clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something
– laughs at own unfunny jokes

