i respect and admire tumblr’s determination to make 2018 a good wholesome year with all the positive vibes being sent out, but i am but a humble man, and i have Both of my knives in Both of my hands. 2018, dont try shit bitch
Author: acescents
“If I had to choose a companion to be at the return of eternal darkness with, I’d choose you.” (requested by @puremvlfoy)
I was in the shower with my boyfriend and he tried to convince me that a bottle of shampoo was a sandwich. It got super heated and I was pissed, so I yelled at him to “FUCKING EAT IT THEN”. He proceeded to eat the entire thing without breaking eye contact.
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In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.











