acescents:

you ever get so tired you start thinking about how nice it’d be to lie down in a ditch and be cradled by it’s gentle curves

whirlybirbs:

setheverman:

what is the january mood?

inkskinned:

inkskinned:

@2017: not to sound desperate but i’m begging you 

@2018: i’m ready to fight you in the back of a costco with nothing but my two bare fists f you so much as throw a single negative vibe my way don’t fuckken test me 

buzzfeeds:

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

dennys:

1. Peace on Earth and goodwill toward all.

2. For Greg to stop writing graffiti in Sharpie on our bathroom stall that says, “Hey I’m Greg and I like to party.” We know who you are, Greg, and we are well aware of how much you like to party. You can stop telling us via vandalism.

tommyholland:

me on winter break: *rubs hands together* time to destroy my sleeping schedule

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck
in december: life is a polar expresswreck