the-pikacrew:

bidoof:

this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

I mean… yeah

fairycosmos:

i literally cant believe i have to be me for the rest of my life thats some fuckin bullshit

moonofficial:

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky
my joints: *crack*

nicollekidman:

all the reviews for atomic blonde are like “its an empty aesthetic film where charlize theron just dresses up in nice clothes, kicks the shit out of dudes, and has random sex scenes with women” as if that wasn’t my dream action movie