someone: remember when…
my forgetful ass: probably not
Author: acescents
remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming ITS A WEED
i can’t believe it’s grown ass men out here that don’t know how to cook and clean & take care of their damn selves
There are so many people complaining about this post and completely missing the underlying reason this was said.
me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
Not kidding when I tell you that this man right here, my father, suggested that we buy all those balloons behind him. I had to ask him, “Why on earth would we do that?” “FOR A FUN!” You mean, for fun. “NO, FOR A FUN!”
JUST HAVE A FUN.
this post is like a warm soft blanket on a morning full of internet-terrible
This happened five years ago. And it’s still relevant. Like papa says, “Have a fun.”
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, “a postmodern” children’s book by Jon Sciezka, illustrations by Lane Smith
holy shit
u know when cat is curled up so small and then u touch them and they go “mr” and curl up EVEN SMALLER? that’s Good
me: *turns off phone*
me: ..i have disconnected from technology..!..i am one with the earth plants trees..birds…modern civilization is just corporate control…look at the stars look how they shine for you

















