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character: [is unloved]
me: do not worry i am coming

thebaconsandwichofregret:

lizzysmart:

sandandglass:

Fox News shocked that Harvard students think the US is a greater threat to world peace than ISIS. Students who don’t agree with Fox are ‘twisted’, elitist and wrong apparently.

Source

Next Gen STAND UP

Did they miss the part where these kids said that ISIS wouldn’t exist without Imperialist intervention in areas like the Middle East? (I’m not singling out America because I’m British and we’ve been fucking up the world since long before America has)

I love how the Harvard students give strong arguments on why the U.S. (and its allies, of course, such as Canada and Western Europe) is one of the biggest threats to world peace and all Fox News can say is “this—this is just a FAD”

uter-fist:

uter-fist:

weloveshortvideos:

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

FUCK

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

andthebluestblue:

rainbowcolouredshoes:

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

benepla:

I’m really sorry that I’m such a bad texter!!!! And a bad e-mailer, call-backer, Skype IMer, discord IMer, tumblr chatter, twitter DMer, Facebook messenger, Friendster friend, friend in general, lover, writer, blogger, farmer,

william-snekspeare:

cloysterbell:

cloysterbell:

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?

A πthon

I want this in my tombstone

brothernatures:

my 3rd eye has bags under it

benepla:

I’m really sorry that I’m such a bad texter!!!! And a bad e-mailer, call-backer, Skype IMer, discord IMer, tumblr chatter, twitter DMer, Facebook messenger, Friendster friend, friend in general, lover, writer, blogger, farmer,

knittedbear:

i am not real.. i made myself up

starkovingsmoved:

“The sea is emotion incarnate. It loves, hates, and weeps. It defies all attempts to capture it with words and rejects all shackles. No matter what you say about it, there is always that which you can’t.”