me: new year new me
actually me: when are my shows back on

i’m all for language evolving and everything, but i would literally die in defense of the Oxford comma.

Listen to me. They may control what you do, but no one can pee on your soul without your permission.

A.S. King, Everybody Sees the Ants (via observando)

mormonfries:

I scrolled back as far as I could on the tag for “The Cask of Amontillado” and I still can’t find a single reason why everyone’s posting about it all of the sudden

Look a little bit further, in the very back

chessys:

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

leupagus:

haviary:

the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling “WHERE VODKA” at all times.

STOP LITTERING

sunnysprout:

STOP THROWING YOUR TRASH ON THE GROUND. STOP THROWING GARBAGE IN THE OCEAN. RECYCLE. PICK UP YOUR SHIT. STOP FUCKING LITTERING. S T O P