I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

the ministry

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories.

Jonathan Gottschall, The Storytelling Animal: How Stories Make Us Human (via tellmefive)

strangeparker:

art imitates life

I just found out that my gecko’s tail works on my phone’s touch screen, so I’m gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.

kaijutegu:

Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst

I say, you do have a heart!’
‘Sometimes,’ he replied. ‘When I have the time.’

Jules Verne, Around the World in Eighty Days
(via wordsnquotes)

babylon5:

disorganized speech is so fun the way you just [clenches fist] talk too quickly, never get the words out in the right order, and never pronounce things correctly

acescents:

honestly though used textbooks can be so nice to have

the dented corner where you’re pretty sure someone threw it across the room in frustration

the highlighted vocab words

the little extra lecture notes in someone else’s handwriting

complimentary frowny faces