Author: acescents
an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)
me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth
consider adding a teaspoon of vanilla extract
Tumblr told me you were a genius
I’m pushing the boundaries of what can be considered humor
5-star amazon review of a fire extinguisher
written using a predictive text interface
source: hundreds of amazon reviews for fire extinguishers
transcript:
the moon is beautiful 