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shamitomita:

get reck’t sister Gertrude

tuberculardreamboat:

this picture of anne rice at a book signing in the 90s feels reeeeally important

cloudthesamoyed:

no i won’t drop the ball but that doesn’t mean you can’t throw it

urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

fewlycewly:

*downs two water bottles* why do i still have depression

tori-prometheus:

just-shower-thoughts:

There are currently millions of formally dressed skeletons living under Earth’s surface

Living??????????

thechubbynerd:

bidoof:

movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration

My favorite part about this post is that it infers that there’s an alien suburban mom demographic.

thegardenqueer:

funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2:

The more things change…

1976 | 2017

I cant believe this actually happened

darkknightsrevenge:

A muggleborn in DADA class casting their first patronus and it’s a full size velociraptor. The Wizards in the class are like what the actual fuck is that and the other muggleborns cheering and singing the Jurassic Park theme.

thehighladyelf:

ohdeerjily:

Oliver Wood was probably more excited than anyone else when the news came out that Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter were expecting a baby because DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH QUIDDITCH TALENT THAT CHILD HAS IN ITS GENES

Oliver: so like you’ve got three now, why stop there? I mean just four more and you’ve got yourself a team!

Ginny: How did you get in my house?