ekjohnston:

derinthemadscientist:

writing-prompt-s:

Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

I would read this

OH MY GOD

queerandpresentdanger:

I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time

andgladly:

fwips:

my pet peeve are fic summaries with something deep and obscure that not only tell me nothing about the story but dont MEAN anything theyre just words like

‘When lost eyes lock onto a summer’s shadow, will love make it in the end?? [content warnings]: anal fisting ‘

I think I just inhaled coffee through my nose.

coffeedcas:

possesstiel:

I was already excited for Halloween but then all these posts on my dash and im here like

LET THE HOLIDAYS BEGIN

ammit420:

ammit420:

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

“fiiiinally,  i can add a sentence to my resumé“