That carrot sounds really good
I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it
smooth carrot for your soul
LEAKED Suicide Squad Script
Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur. Its tiny beak is full of dog floof. The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]
a burglar
a birbler
me: I have a really diverse music taste
me: *listens to the same song on repeat for three weeks*
this is my sister @lacykaylina
she is 19 years old, and has cancer
when we were kids she didnt have a voice, or hair because of her condition.
doctors determined she would be fine as a child and that the cancer had subsided, we spent the rest of our years thinking she would be okay.
but in janurary 2016, it came back. nasty and relentless.
immediate action took place, and soon a life or death surgical operation.at 19, you should be enjoying your life with no worries in the world.
at 19, you should be hanging with friends and having a good time.
at 19, you should be 19.at 19, you shouldnt be going to 6 hour chemo sessions.
at 19, you shouldnt be anxiously sitting in a waiting room for results.
at 19, you shouldnt be fighting for your life.my sister has half a lung and is still the baddest bitch i know.
my sister doesnt have hair and can still rock any makeup look.
my sister went to radiation therapy and worked full time.at 19, she kicked cancers ass.
F**K CANCER
