if a phone rings in my dreams i will wake up and try to answer my actual not-dream phone and it’s a real problem
Clothes that are too dirty for the closet but too clean for the laundry: welcome to THE CHAIR.
you: *opens my audio biography*
me: hi welcome to my audio biography.. chapter 1.. [begins screaming for 4 hours]
if you had a Bad April like i did, i’m proud of you for getting thru it!! it’s over and you did it
if you had a bad may like i did,
well, we are almost to the end of june and folks let me tell you ..
do i even need to say it
