
Harry Potter AU where everything’s the same except Harry gets put in that House.

tag yourself I’m italeave
I swear to god this is like the most serious usage of puns in human history
u know what’s weird.. that i’m going to like.. keep getting older.. and like i’m going to change.. experience personal growth and character development and shit.. like that’s wild
important things to remember
- three houses stood between harry potter and pansy parkinson
- mr & mrs weasley fought the battle of hogwarts without knowing where ron was
- harry was so caught up in battle prep he forgot about the horcrux thing
- neville & his herbology buddies threw mandrakes @ death eaters
- then neville used venomous tentacula to ensnare them
- sir cadogan being IN HIS ELEMENT and rushing from painting to painting shouting encouragement @ people
- mrs norris hissed & batted at owls
- firenze showed up to fight
- poor hermit bewildered alberforth dealt w/ literally hundreds of people passing in & out of his house & then came to fight when he realized what was happening
- slughorn finally decided his loyalties
- ron: “so what’s new with you?”
- colin creevy snuck back in after the evacuation
- ron went after the basilisk fangs & remembered parseltongue to get them
- hermione’s quick thinking w/ that slide literally saved their lives
- mrs augusta longbottom put on her hat before she came to see what the what was up @ hogwarts
- even the Headless Hunt people showed up
- all the portraits encouraged ppl
- instead of grieving in the great hall, ginny went outside, probably to be alone, and found it in herself to comfort a scared, lost girl whimpering for her motherneville & wood gathering the dead
- professor trelawney throwing crystal balls down @ people
- percy cursed the minister of magic & cracked a joke
- minerva in her tartan dressing gown w/ a flock of galloping desks trailing behind
- peeves dropped snargaluff pods onto death eaters so they were covered in wriggling, fat green worms
- a dying snape was still with it enough to give harry those memories
- He is dead!
- mcgonagall’s scream
- He beat you!
- neville charged voldemort and mouthed off to him & slayed tf out of that snake
- hagrid had his bro carry him from the cave to hogwarts, got shoved through a window, got carried away by giant spiders, and sobbed & carried dead harry all the way back to hogwarts
- the rest of the centaurs, everyone & their mom, the threstrals, and even buckbeak came to fight
- kreacher leading all the house elves w/ carving knives & cleavers stabbing & hacking @ death eaters
- Not my daughter, you bitch!
- harry literally waited until the opportune moment to reveal himself & it was so dramatic. bless him, sirius would’ve been so proud.
- harry tried to get voldy to try remorse and redeem himself
- ppl throwing food out the window into grawp’s mouth
- blessed luna saw that harry was exhausted & distracted ppl so he could get out of the great hall
- peeves immediately made up a verse about moldy voldy
- harry: i’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime. *immediately joins the aurors*
me: can you tuck me in
them: ??? you handed me a shovel
me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks
*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*
It’s your adblock software not completely blocking some ads that include autoplay content.
First off, Tumblr isn’t going to care, because Yahoo wants to make some money off this sinkhole of a site, and more and more intrusive ads are the way to do it, especially if we’re all trying to block them anyway.
However, running the site WITH adblock disabled, I could see the ads, but not mute them (pausing/muting went away if I scrolled up or down), so I’m going to say they’re being fucks anyway and don’t deserve the advertising money if they’re going to assault me with unwanted autoplay sound that I can’t stop.
Open up your ad blocker, create a custom filter for:
*.tubemogul.com*
and that should stop it. Has worked for me so far, but I literally just did this 10 minutes ago so I don’t know if it’s a complete or correct solution. If anyone’s a bigger nerd about adblock filtering or wants to dig for other sources for the autoplay ads, hit me up.
EDIT: For those of you getting here from the mass-reblogs!
I’ve already posted an ammendment to this, but the above URL isn’t enough, you also need to add:
*cdn.yimg.com/gemini*
and if they change that,
*cdn.yimg.com*
though, the latter may cause some bullshit since it’s going to block ANYTHING from yahoo’s CDN.
Again, I’m not an expert with adblock’s filters, so there’s probably a more elegant way to do this, but I just wanted this shit to go away. I also feel like this is going to become an arms race, and no one filter rule or simple set of rules is going to hold out for long. Sorry!
More people are reblogging this than I expected, so I’m going to be making edits to the original post when I find out anything new, until it settles down or better/more info starts going around.
Again, if anyone has a more elegant solution, hit me up and I’ll add it to the original post!