me [angrily yet softly, through gritted teeth, while crying]: i love to write
my grandma didn’t know that you can adjust the brightness of computer screens so she’s been browsing the web with her sunglasses on for months
public high school things
•naruto kids
•kids punching windows
•kahoot
•"miss…..miss……c’mon"
•leaks coming from everywhere
•screams from every direction•jeopardy review games
•chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape
•people fighting for no reason
•couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again
•those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason?
•only going to the homecoming game
•being embarrassed by the student art in the hall
•that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name
•hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????– People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway
– That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what
– ‘Gay table’
– Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway
– “—– Please take off your hood/hat.”
– The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do
– We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention
– Mysterious ceiling stains
– Smoke coming out of the bathroom
-People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving
“why do u ship that” honey these assholes ship themselves i am only a vessel
friend: im so glad i met you… you’re so fun to talk to! i love talking to you…
me, to myself: no. you fool. its the other way around. i, in fact, am the one who is glad to have met you. i am overjoyed in your presence. do not say that you enjoy talking to me more.
Why are you like this?
you made us this way
This is the most accurate meta-commentary on the relation between social media and a corporation I’ve ever seen.
How can I make it clear to other people riding public transportation that I’m the main character
Interviewer: we’re looking for applicants that like to take risks. Does this apply to you?
Me: oh yea. this one time in the middle of a math test I added 3+3 and didn’t check it on the calculator
naps are the worst kind of temptation.. they promise u rest and wellness but leave you with a cloudy headache and an inescapable drowsiness the rest of the day
I hoard books. They are people who do not leave.
