Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
“Clean Your Room” (2003)
“Stop Hitting Your Brother” (1999)
“Get A Job” (2016)
Me: I didn’t do the thing yesterday. I really need to do the thing today. Definitely today. Gotta do it. Have to do it.
*repeat daily for 14 days*
USA Problem #75
college is priced as a luxury but viewed as a necessity
Much like menstrual supplies, shelter, and food
press conference
interviewer: what do you say about allegations that you are an awful & extremely bad human being
me *leaning forward so my lips touch the microphone*: its correct
It is me now
Who is the demonAnd yes yes
It is me who is the demonIt is me who everyone
Should fear
(via lifeinpoetry)
me: this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
me: here read it
me: *googles how to mash potatoes*
some food blogger: My childhood home was full of wind and light. On a brisk Autumn evening, it often felt as if the outside was in. My younger sister, my mother, our favourite cousin, our dog, our other dog, our dog’s sister, and I would sit on the floor in the living room for hours, lit only by the moon and candlelight
me: *scrolls for several minutes*
some food blogger: It was at that moment, with my tiny hands clasped tightly around a mason jar filled with fireflies, that I realised the true value of family. My dog and my dog’s sister came and sat quietly at my feet. We stared up at the sky together, and I felt truly connected to both the Earth at my feet and the ancestors who shared the blood that ran through them, for the first time realising that
me: *scrolls for several minutes*
some food blogger: and when we finally made it home, our cheeks flushed with laughter and cold, there were warm mashed potatoes waiting for us. I will always remember their fluffiness, perfectly mirroring the light feeling I carried with me for the entire next week. This is my favourite cousin’s recipe from that very day, modified slightly to not be fucking awful. Boil an potato and smush it up with fork and botter. NOT A RAW, Salt, pepepr. In it














