childrentalking:

oddbagel:

childrentalking:

oddbagel:

i would fight anyone who works at buzzfeed

My grandma works at Buzzfeed, you’d fight my grandma? you’re a fucking sicko

sounds like your grandma’s the sicko, pal. tell her to square up.

10 Reasons My Grandmother Who Works At Buzzfeed Could Kick Your Ass

Books, Magic

iworkatapubliclibrary:

Teenager: “Hello, can you tell me where the magic books are?”

Me: “Are you looking for books on the subject of magic, or perhaps magic tricks?”

Teenager: “No, no. I mean the magic books. Like the ones that change your life! You know, MAGIC.”

Me [walking him to our staff picks display]: “Right this way.”

Skeleton, The One About the

iworkatapubliclibrary:

An African-American girl of about 3-years-old was in our children’s area with her father. After playing for a while, she told her dad she’d like to read a book.

Dad: “Sure, which book?”

Girl [pointing to a book on display]: “The one about the skeleton.”

Dad: “Skeleton? I don’t see one about a skeleton.” 

Girl: “Yes, this one!”

She held up this book:

Dad [with a kind laugh]: “No, that isn’t a skeleton, that’s a little girl…she, um, she is pale. She has light skin.”