his mouth says “hooray!” but his eyes say “if i stop smiling they’ll kill my whole family”
me: why do Bad Things happen to me
me, remembering im a fundamentally horrible person: ah…..yes,..
Conceptions, Ms.
Questions about my gender come up every time I do outreach with kids. Yesterday, I visited a kindergarten class.
Kid: “Are you a girl or a boy?”
Me: “I’m a girl.”
Kid: “You look like a boy.”
Me: “Some girls look like boys.”
Kid: “You want to see something cool?”
Me: “Sure.”
He then proceeded to take off his prosthetic foot.
Kid: “It’s my new foot.”
Fines, Paying
A man came up to the desk to pay his fines.
Man: “I’d like to talk with a manager about my fines, please.”
Me: “Sure, I’m the manager. How can I help?”
Man: “I just wanted you to know: I never mind paying my overdue fines. The library is a wonderful place. Thank you for all that you do.”
me: *can’t handle the stress and demands of school*
also me: *can’t function properly without the structure school gives my life*
jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it
Of The Flesh [2]
Fandom: Satan and Me
Ship: Hellicho
Word count: 4000
Rating/Content: NSFW tw: non-con, blood, general manipulative behavior.
Summary: Jericho always thought it was a true Satan he was waiting on, but it’s Hell itself that eventually bent his knees.
A/N: I probably should have done this sooner I realize but I added some trigger warnings to the content rating now that it’s getting into the nsfw content, and I will be tagging them as well. Honestly, if you have a problem with any of the mentioned please don’t read this fic. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. I said it was trash.
Here are a couple requests I got for the expression meme a few days ago. Thank you for the responses! This was fun 🙂
*raises hand in class* can i jump out the window
graduated top of my class from hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery
