being sleepy has just become one of my defining personality traits
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow
you know when youre watching a tv show and you feel like youre coming to a part that youve seen gifs of on tumblr and it gives you a rush of excitement like oh boy this is what we trained for
I honestly can’t deal with second hand embarrassment in tv shows and movies very well I’ll literally pause it, internally scream, and come back in ten years
why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
Me: *catches myself being bitter*
Me: *lets her*
i wouldn’t have to pay my bills if i was a dog
parents: okay we’re heading out see you later
me: bye
*parents leave the house*
me: time,,, to sin.
a bank teller? what are they telling
That you’re poor
Dress your infants in black
“Oooooh! Is it a boy or a girl?”
“It’s a goth”
