Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.
the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible
toska [tohs-kah]
do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of history in the world that you don’t know
Person: hi, how are you doing?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Me: good, you?
Person: good, you?
Do you know that you don’t exist?
You have fallen asleep in an oasis
but when you wake up it’s always a desert
dumbledore: fuck yeah i got the resurrection stone!
dumbledore: oh shit, where can i hide it?
dumbledore: *sees a snitch that can only open if harry potter makes out with it*
dumbledore: there is no possible way this isn’t the best idea i’ve ever had
Thanks. It has pockets!
callout post for myself
– never sleeps when I need to
– cries at anything
– fakes positivity
– spends money impulsively
– requires constant validation
– clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something
– laughs at own unfunny jokes

