People: are you ok?
Me: yea
I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”
This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.
I wanna start eating healthier, wear loose sweaters, do more art, care less talk less and listen to music most of the time
I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
all of the above
other people: *happily married, 4 degrees, 401k plan, good job*
me: *sits on the toilet drunk with my eyes closed*
It pleases me to think that I, as an asexual individual, would confuse and quite possibly piss off Sigmund Freud
I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club
who needs april fools my entire life is a joke
Me: *hasnt answered someone in a certain amount of days*
Me: now I cannot reply because it is too late™
