all my socks end up getting holes in them and it pisses me off
well how else are u supposed to put your feet in them
listen here you mother fuck of shit
very upset mom intentionally went and saw deadpool without me
I’m fine I’m just being dramatic
my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns
WHERE are the lesbian mountain women
in the mountains. fuck. of course theyre in the mountains. i fucked this post up
Excluding Tumblr’s CEO and founder david, every single one of Tumblr’s staff member are cats. Since the company’s inception in 2007, the number of cat employees have grown steadily over the years and today over 300 cats are working at Tumblr’s headquarter in New York City,
What?! How dare they spread such lies. Everybody knows we cat-employees are spread across several offices, not just Tumblr HQ. The rest of it’s true though.
In French we don’t say “Marry me,” we say ted cruz est le tueur du zodiaque which roughly translates to “Let us never separate” and I think that’s truly beautiful
Spend more time outside at night when everything is quiet
