creepy peasant: if only this salad was wetter, and slimier
meme professor in 2050: who can give me an example of Meme Death?
meme student: *raises hand* on february 28 2016 the leonardo dicaprio meme died after a a prolific 25 year run
We are stardust stories, my darling.
Things like us only exist in dreams.
Monsters lost amongst the stars, they call us | p.d (via phi dean vulpe)
me @ me: hahahha fuckin loser
something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudley’s tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to fuck with wizards? like he is SO SCARED of them but he’s always ready to fight? please take this moment to imagine uncle vernon meeting voldemort
*scoffs* ‘“Dark Lord” huh??? that just sounds to me like another way of saying you don’t have a REAL JOB.’
Leo won an Oscar. Donald trump is a presidential candidate. Kanye West is bankrupt. Do anything you want in 2016. Anything is possible.
mark your territory by crying on things
my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming
I tend towards excess,
thirteen was a ripe year,
the unbuttoning of flesh,first blood biting
between unready thighs,
knees aching with the weight of God,his dank breath,
the thread between my teeth
catching, romantic and dark with it.My heart calling from
another room without window,
Delilah with Samson like smoke between her teeth.— Crystal Vega-Huerta, “Heart”
we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere
