sydneysunbeam:

in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up

6films:

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it

jimmytfallon:

Leonardo DiCaprio getting his Oscar engraved and making a Leo joke™ (x)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

dateagirlwhosuggestion:

date a girl who shoves the entire x files up her ass

memeufacturing:

interviewer: thanks you for speaking with us, Ted
ted cruz: No problem!
interviewer *really fast*: SerialKillerSaysWhat
ted cruz: what?
campaign manager: *screams*

memeufacturing:

i’m comforted by the fact that Ted Cruz woke up one morning and was told by his advisors that the internet was suddenly convinced that he was the zodiac killer

THE NEXT TWO DAYS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT OF THE CAMPAIGN. SUPER TUESDAY IS TOMORROW, EVERYONE PLEASE PHONE BANK, FACEBANK, TEXT MESSAGE, OR CANVASS FOR BERNIE

studentsforbernie:

EVERYONE, SUPER TUESDAY IS TOMORROW. THIS COULD BE HUGE FOR BERNIE SANDERS, BUT HE NEEDS EVERYONE INVOLVED. TODAY WE NEED EVERYONE PHONE BANKING, FACE BANKING, CANVASSING AND DOING WHATEVER YOU CAN TO HELP INCREASE VOTER TURN OUT.

1. PHONE BANKING

IS SO DAMN EASY AND SO DAMN USEFUL

Really. It’s simple and the most effective use of your time if you want to help Bernie Sanders get elected. Connect with voters and make sure they are able to hit the polls and support Bernie.

Click here to start phonebanking, if you can read this post, you can probably phone bank. EVEN IF IT IS ONLY A HANDFUL OF CALLS, PLEASE GET INVOLVED TODAY.

DEMOCRACY IS NOT A SPECTATOR SPORT, WE CANNOT LET THE POLITICAL REVOLUTION DIE WITH SUPER TUESDAY, PLEASE EVERYONE, NO SITTING ON THE SIDE LINES FOR THIS ONE.

2. FACEBANKING

Face banking is using Facebook to message friends, and friends of friends, who like Bernie Sanders on Facebook and live in Super Tuesday states, encouraging them to vote tomorrow and bring as many people as they can to the polls.

CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED, THERE IS A MESSAGE TEMPLATE AND A BUTTON TO DO ALL THE WORK. PLEASE TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO AT THE VERY LEAST DO THIS, IT’S USEFUL AND COULD MEAN A LOT ON ONE OF THE BIGGEST DAYS OF THE PRIMARY.

3. CANVASSING

This will only apply if you live in one of the states above or can get to one quickly. If you do and can get to a campaign office, DO IT NOW. GET THERE AND START KNOCKING ON DOORS. If you aren’t able to reach a campaign office, download the FieldTheBern app and start knocking!

Getting people to the polls tomorrow is going to be one of the most important things we can do to help get Bernie Sanders in the White House. I mean that, tomorrow is huge.

If you’re phone banking out of state, please prioritize Massachusetts, Colorado, Texas, or Virginia. Doing well in these states will give Bernie the most bang for the buck and WE NEED TO SHOW UP TOMORROW! BERNIE SANDERS 2016!

shaycode:

I’ve convinced myself the 2016 election isn’t even real at this point. “Please clap” and Jeb giving out turtles that he carried in his pocket?? 38% of Florida voters thinking Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer?? Donald Trump saying he could literally shoot anyone and he’d still get support? Marco reading mean tweets?? Talks of drafting Mitt Romney?? Bernie dancing to Hotline Bling?? Rand flipping the media off?? Ben Carson’s rap ad?? John Kasich making a bacon Snapchat filter?? Hillary dabbing for votes?? Like, just imagine all the stuff that’s gonna be put in the history books