find out your shitpost URL
birthday
january: nut
february: dong
march: giraffe
april: gogu
may: anime
june: jokes
july: aaaaaaaaa
august: police
september: shit
october: kinkshame
november: kawaii
december: fuckfirst letter of first name
a-c: smoker
d-f: fucker
g-i: succ
j-m: puncher
n-q: shamer
r-u: phobe
v: ender
wxyz: eaterday of birthday
1-10: 69
11-20: 420
21-28: 666
29-31: 184847388467374
i’m stressed out about tomorrow and every day after that
Do you ever just suddenly feel really shitty because you’re not particularly good at anything and you don’t know what you wanna do with your life and like you didn’t ask to be born and have to deal with all of this and yet here you are, confused and anxious and paying to exist on this trash planet
u cant cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer
what a shame the poor grooms bride is a
Donald Trump supporter
oh god thats worse
me, as a grandmother: I remember the day when Leo won
how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building
determination






