your early 20s is super weird because i know a girl who works for the UN and knows classified america secrets but i also know a dude whos middle name on facebook is ‘kush’
making a resume when u have no experience
parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11
me: damn the real world a freak
the human body is amazing u can just not sleep for 48 hours straight and all that happens is that you go crazy and are dying
sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
someone turn me into a painting or a poem i’m sick of being a person
people go
but how
they left
always stays
Rupi Kaur, Milk and Honey (via starlightnymph)
follow me on instagram @sammy.heart and I’ll spam you with likes!!!
Oh my god. You actually did it 😂😂😂
OF COURSE
an open letter to the inventor of bread
hey. thanks
