tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
didnt realize you were supposed to pour coffee creamer into the coffee i thought it was its own standalone thing that you could drinkj always wondered why it didnt taste like coffee
randy you’re 19 how didnt you know this
I don’t have a whole lot going on, in my life
have you never seen anyone make coffee before
I can’t remember the last time I saw anyone
im very strong, just like an ant. ants can lift 10 times their own weight. I can also lift 10 times an ant’s weight
uncontrollable laughter is honestly just the best feeling
i cant wait to get my license so i can legally drive myself off a cliff
fuck man
In case you weren’t convinced that hating yourself is a learned behavior
Physical shame comes from parents, teachers, media, and peers. It’s not something you’re born with. You were born naked, wonderful, and gorgeous, and no one should make another being feel as if that wasn’t, and isn’t true.
This made me cry
iced coffee is the pinnacle of human existence no man made invention will ever surpass the idea of iced coffee
















