findinghomeinabook:

I will never cease to be amazed by books. Seriously. Just think about it: thousands of people read the same book but in each one’s mind the characters look different and the setting changes and we’re all reading the same thing but it’s so unique to each of us. That is insanely cool.

Every Episode of Lucifer so far

Detective Douche: What is he doing here?
Chloe: Who? omg Lucifer what are you doing here?
Lucifer: You need my help and I want to have sex with you lol
That kid: Hi Lucifer!
Lucifer: Ew, a child
NEXT SCENE
Chloe: Lucifer you can’t be here
Lucifer: What is it you desire?
Suspect: *Says something helpful to the plot*
Chloe: How’d you do that? Tell me the truth
Lucifer: I’ve literally been telling I’m the devil since the day we’ve met.
Chloe: I know. But tell me the truth.
Lucifer: *Looks at the camera like Jim from ‘The Office’
FINAL SCENE
That angel guy: Dad said to go back to Hell
Lucifer: No fuck off
Mazikeen: Lucifer can we pleaseeee go back to Hell?
Lucifer: No