Me: [ sharp inhale of breath ]
Me: It’s a cat. Omg. Kitty. Hi sweet kitty. Come here. I love you.
oh looks its i hate myself o’clock
why do so many people romanticize the 1950′s? like calm down we still have milkshakes and racism
if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.
Madalena being so excited about the prospect of dark magic // the evil wizards still prioritizing their side jobs
do dogs know that they’re cute?
After much research, consideration, and experimentation, I have decided that adulthood is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity
tbh my music taste is so hard to describe like it’s literally everything except for the songs i dont like
i hate games with character customization because i always make my character too attractive and then i spend 50% of my time in the game admiring how attractive my character is
*puts on my bitch face and walks like a stuck up in public to mask my anxiety*
