idiopathicsmile:

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises

cknd:

im tired of this lifestyle i gotta get rich as soon as possible

steamwheedle:

the x-files a.k.a. fox mulder valiantly trying to outrun things he cannot possibly outrun e.g. horses; trucks; swat teams; his reputation

me: do you play any instruments?
elementary school kid: i play the recorder

jackrusso:

darklarries:

alright so …. let me just get this straight….. zayn got out of his contract bc he was unhappy but kesha has to do 6 more albums with the producer who raped her? 

LOUDER!

honeyangelbaby:

i’m a subtitles on kinda girl 

2cc48a:

Holding back tears as performance art

1: take pics of dogs you see
2: send them to me
3: that’s it
3: we are now friends

nakedmallrat:

cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now”

typical english behaviour

bepeu:

i just need a hug(e amount of money)